Okay, my cuz asked me to do this, so I did! It was fun.

Pick 20 people. (Except you, you're included automatically.) Anyone. Seriously. Anime, real life, anything.

1. Psi
2. Pay day
3. Static (not mine)
4. Maria (not mine)
5. Moonlight (not mine)
6. Midnight (Not mine)
7. Damiae
8. Scar (Not mine)
9. Neon (Not mine)
10. Jettingflame (Not mine)
11. Settingmoon (Not mine)
12. Fabio
13. Mistyeyes (Not mine)
14. Kyle
15. Risingsun (Not mine)
16. Shadowblade (not mine)
17. Breakingstorm (not mine)
18. Chaos
19. Sparky (Not mine)
20. Meowzy (not mine)

You all move into a house together. Pair them up into rooms.

Room 1: Psi, Neon
Room 2: Fabio, Damiae
Room 3: Pay Day (Being alone in a room with him would drive anyone to clinical halloucinations)
Room 4: Moonlight, Chaos
Room 5: Shadowblade
Room 6: Midnight, Scar, Meowzy
Room 7: Risingsun, Settingmoon, Mistyeyes, Jettingflame, Breakingstorm (They’re siblings, they’ll live)
Room 8: Kyle, Sparky
Room 9: Static, Maria
Room 10: Storage (Moonlight has a LOT of luggage)
Crawl space between the house floor and the ground: Me

1. 11(Settingmoon) and 3 (Static) are caught making out in the closet by you, 4(Maria), and 7(Damiae). How do you guys react?

Me- Huh. The internet IS a hub of perversion.
Maria- *twitch* Oh god it’s the day care all over again…. *Twitch* I CAN HEAR YOUR FILTHY THOUGHTS!
Damiae- CHO! Check it deep, Mon! Its’a Chi-chi Bashment! (Whoah! Check it out, It’s a lesbian party!)
Settingmoon- *Whisper whisper* (Er… guys, get me outta here!)
Static- *Blabbering drunken nonsense* C’mere you shecksy coatrack…

2.Which of your friends are the most likely to throw a RAVE?

Moonlight, exactly the same as Luna’s answer.

3. There's a fire in the kitchen. Who caused it?

Payday. Chances are he was juggling eggs for no discernable reason, dropped them by accident, slipped on the yoke, and knocked out one of the pipes to the sink after he skidded into it. The resulting water explosion reached to the power plug that the microwave was plugged in to, causing a short circuit.

4. 19(Sparky) suggests you put a pool in their room. How do you react? Do you agree?

Chances are, he already did.
Me- damn it, you God-forsaken aquatic-addicted Electrically-charged Peromyscus! You are NOT having a functioning wave pool in your room! *Pulls plug*
Sparky- But DUUUDE!
Me- Don’t you “But DUUUDE!” ME, rodent! You’re lucky Kyle isn’t here to see this damn thing. Finally give her a chance to eat your sorry arse.

5. 17(Breakingstorm) and 6(Midnight) are covering each other in cheese.

Midnight- FOOOD FIIIGHT! (Throws a handful of mozzarella at Breakingstorm’s head)
Breakingstorm- This is so juvenile… (lobs another ball-o-cheeze™ at Midnight)
Midnight- Then why are you fighting back?!?
Breakingstorm- Because I’m being buried in CHEESE. Of course I’m going to retaliate!

5. 4(Maria) asks you to marry them. What do you do?

Me- MUAHAHA! You’ve fallen into my trap! (Transforms, revealing myself to in fact be Fabio)
Fabio- Now that I’ve gotten you to fall in love with my personality, you shall be my love slave forever!
Maria- *Blushing furiously for many, many reasons* …Oh dear god, that didn’t just happen did it?

6. 10(Jettingflame) and 9(Neon) announce they are going to be having a baby.

Jettingflame- Guess what guys? I’m gonna have Neon’s baby!
Risingsun- *shocked*
Mistyeyes- Huh… *Not really all that surprised*
Breakingstorm- Congratulations! Oh, I’m so proud of you, sis!
Settingmoon- …Really? NEON? Of ALL people?!? Wow, huh… you know, even with you being all creepy and stuff, I never figured that dweeb would EVER reproduce… EVER.
Neon- Wh-wh-wh-wh-whaaaat?!? Hold the music! Stop the presses! Taste the rainbow! I remember no such chicanery!
Jettingflame- Aw, you’re so cute when you use big words out of context that I can’t even understand! *teehee* Besides, you wouldn’t remember because I drugged you!
Neon- *Whimper*O_o

7. 15(Risingsun) is dancing like a fool to some rap music. Do you join? Who else does?

Uh, Risingsun, what are you doing?
Risingsun-…Dancing?
Moonlight- Mweh heh heh… Oh, I do so love watching people dance badly… (Taught Risingsun her dance moves just to watch her look stupid)
Scar- Hell, I can dance better than that! (Joins in and promptly manages to look even more stupid than her)
Neon- Sh-BAM! (powerslides out of view)

8. 20(Meowzy) has a thing for 2(Payday). They come to you for advice. What do you tell them?

Meowzy- Uuuh… So? *Nervous blush*
Me- *Sighs and rubs my temples* Ohhhhkay… *kneels down to Meowzy’s height and puts a hand on her shoulder* Have you ever played Harvest Moon?
Meowzy- What?
Me- You’re about to play the most terrifying game of Harvest Moon of your life. *Disregards that Meowzy has no idea what that means* Okay, I’m going to spell this out for you. On the first day, which must be a stormy Wednesday, you shall pick a single oleander from the garden outside. Do not in any way let this flower be seen by anyone. Take it inside as swiftly as you can and stuff it in the cookie jar behind the fridge. Wait a day. After a day has passed, you will awaken to the chirp of a robin. It will only chirp twice. This is your first signal. Go into the forest and climb the tallest tree, for only from its branches will you be able to see the sunken pirate ship of She’kanor in the realm of the unliving. Believe me, it serves no actual purpose, but you have to respect the proprieties. Are you writing this down?
Meowzy- Wh-what?
Me- *Sigh* It’s okay, I have a cliffhanger packet. *Hands her a small three page packet* Now, to continue. Once this is done, jump from the branches. The fall will not hurt you. You must hurry home as fast as you can before the spirits of fire descend upon you. You will feel strangely exhausted, and will want to go to sleep. DO NOT DO SO UNTIL 5:27 PM. It is the only time in which you are not in danger of the fire spirits’ dark mental advances. Upon the morn of the third day, at precisely 3:52 AM, A spectral wolf will appear to you in your room. It will thirst for blood, so remember that it fears only pigeons. Once it has been vanquished, it will return to its original form, a scarecrow pure of heart. He will give you a lamp to light the way, and speak to you the location of the pits of the Everdeep. Go to these pits on the fourth day at noon, and throw in a penny every time the clock rings. It would be best if you kept a grandfather’s clock on you to help with time accuracy. Finally, upon the fifth day, you and the others will be sitting down for lunch, and Payday will offer you his seat. This means that the Council has approved of you, and he can now commence reciprocating your feelings without danger to your immortal soul from forces beyond the comprehension of the mortal plane. Understood?
Meowzy- Ohh… O-okay…? O_o I don’t think this is worth it….
Me- *Turns away, putting on a mysterious trenchcoat and smiling knowingly back over my shoulder at her* Oh it is, Meowzy. It is. Don’t forget to refer to the cliffnotes if you need a reminder.
Meowzy- *Stares at the three-page packet* O///O

9.You notice that 8(Scar) is crying in the corner. What do you do to cheer them up?

Me- Uuuh… Scar, what is going on?
Scar- *sob* I woke up five minutes late- I didn’t get to say goodbye to Midnight before she left! My life is a failure!
Me- …Gooood luck with that.

10. Someone suggests they have a race that starts at the entrance, there's a checkpoint in every room, and it ends at the back door. Who is it?

Payday. Who knows why, he’s just a constant source of random.

11. Who would race each other?

Scar, Static, Midnight, Payday, Chaos, Sparky, Jettingflame, and possibly Meowzy.

12. 1(Psi) and 19(Sparky) have a fight. What happened and who wins?

Psi accidentally let slip that he wasn’t much of a fan of surfing/surfers, and Sparky took this as a horrible, GREIVOUS insult. War broke loose. Psi will win unless there is a large body of water nearby.

13. You see 16(Shadowblade) falling in slow motion down the stairs and you have a chance to save them from a fall onto a bunch of tacks. Would you?

I have no idea how he would manage to be that clumsy, but in the event that it did, I would laugh until he beheaded me.

14. You're all playing truth or dare. 14(Kyle) dares you to kiss 5(Moonlight). Do you?

…What the hell is wrong with you Kyle?
Kyle- You so totally deserve this for naming a FEMALE pidgey Kyle. ^_^+
Me- What! It’s a tradition! ALL of my pidgey are named Kyle!
Moonlight- …Why me? Well, of course it would be me, I’m beautiful! Damn my perfection! It’s working against me! *dramatic sigh*
Me- Shaddup, I’m not gonna do it anyway. I’d rather have the decade of back luck or whatever you get for defying the sacred rules of the game played by ten year old girls.
Meowzy- *Smashes the door to her room open and staggers out irritably, Muttering angrily about a spectral wolf and dragging a lamp behind her*
Me- Oh, is it 3:52 AM already?

15. 6(Midnight) and 7(Damiae) are having fun with the sprinkler in the backyard.

Scar- *watching from the sidelines* Damn it… Why can’t I be that freaking Parasect…?!
Damiae- Laughing uproariously, Midnight riding on his mushroom, when he stops in place for a moment and twitches a little. Suddenly, his mushroom explodes outwards, doubling in size and throwing Midnight into the air)
Midnight- *Hits the ground with a thump* Ah! Ow. *Sits up and sees his mushroom* What the… Hehe…
Damiae- BUMBOCLOT! (VERY BAD curse word) *Tries to look up at his mushroom, but has trouble because of the lack of a neck joint* Deh Watah! *Mushroom expands* Growth! Growth! *Is crushed*
Meowzy- *Staggers outide, carrying a clock considerably larger than her on her back*

16. 10(Jettingflame) says hi to 12(Fabio) and 12(Fabio) says fuck off. You see the whole thing. What do you do?

Jettingflame-…Jerk… *Walks two steps, then stops* Wait. No way… Did he just… OMIGOD. *Runs off to me*
Me- Ah, nothing like a nice quiet book.
Jettingflame- He HAAATEEEESSS meeeee! *Glomp-tackle*
Me- AGH! *falls*
Jettingflame- If even FABIO is being rude to me, what does everyone else think of me?!? WAAAH! He’s not even flirting!
Me- Uh… Okay, seeing as I’m omnipresent and saw everything, let me just say; He probably meant that LITERALLY. He was probably just being crude.
Jettingflame- …Oh.

17. 14(Kyle), 6(Midnight), and 18(Chaos) have a threesome. Would you make it a foursome?

F**K NO. That doesn’t even make any sense. Someone slipped THEM some LSD.

18. 13(Mistyeyes) asks you to make dinner. DO YOU?

Mistyeyes- Make dinner, please.
Me- sure. We’re having takeout pizza, ordered from an actual restaurant though.

19. Orgy?

Me- Uh, that’s kinda creep-
Maria- Lunch time!
Me- Sweetness! *Disappears*
Meowzy- Huuurgh… *Staggers into the crammed dining area, looking around exhaustedly*
Payday- Heya Meowzy! Woah, you look BEAT. Here, take a seat. *stands up*
Meowzy- Mnyurmfhsnrurgomph…. *plops down where he was sitting and continues muttering. Suddenly, her ears perk up and her eye twitches* …Seat… Ss-eat… Fifth day! MUAHAHAH! *collapses, snoring on his plate*

20. 18(Chaos) blows up your room. How do you and your room mates react?

*Everyone standing outside of the house, which is a pile of rubble* Gooood one, Chaos.

21. Now what?

Anyone want pizza again?
All- Sure.